And so, for about two weeks I had been practicing for FTT, a fight night for the server I play on. The night finally comes [on a day I woke up at 7, would have to the next day, and FFT started at eleven {ppl are west coast}] and red team [my team] shows up, but blue team is made up of about two guys. FFT finally was postponed for next week. However, in IRC while we were waiting to start the game, there was much chatting in the ROUS channel. Here’s a bit I saved from that night [the story is told by MDK]:
brb, fire in teh hole.
I sorta liked that movie
not only that
oh oh
it was the shiz
but i named the image
i have a good story
yahoo.jpg
MDK:#rous attention whores listen up
because yahoo serious played young einstein
so
WHAT
WHAT
i was on my way here in my van, i was loadin up actually
HI AIDAN
- Josh the attentive whore looks and listens
and my brother threw a F*CKING GRENADE through my van window
a F*CKING GRENADE
Waht
no way
Bullshit
no lies
it didnt explode
a F*CKING GRENADE?
but grenades are basically big hunks of metal
so it owned my window
is that like a SEX BOMB?
Did he pull the pin?
no
did you pull the pin and throw it back?
aid the powder is out of it
it CANT actually explode
but your window can
but its a real grenade… 7lbs of iron or whatever it is
ahaha
yes
doesn’t mean you couldn’t try
your brother = fucktard #2
no
it was grand though
“ohfuckohfuckohfuck”
and now he has to pay for it
i bet he felt like a big dumbass
i was like “YOU DUMB MOTHERF*CKER”
omni
you have no idea how dumb he was
yeah i bet he was disappointed it didnt explode
the last thing i said “dont throw it that way, you’ll hit the van”
the last thing he said “no it wont”
why were you guys even throwing it
he f*cking retarded
i told him not to.
i guess now we know who is fucktard #1
2 min?
i didnt throw it genios
R>C>P
its the kind of thing they throw into ppls laps around town, for shitz n
gigglez
our f*cking referee is afk
hmmm
that might be bad
yeah
screw marl
one of our subs can be it
oh
omni
marl and his cookie f*cking self
you know that pants is awol right?
no
let’s take that grenade and stick it up Marls ass
...
i did not know that
and pull out the pin so he can’t pull it out
who is ref, Marl?
yes Xw
yes
pants went to the stanley cup… he’s not going to be coming.
that canadian f*cker
yse.
silly Canadian, eh
eh.
hockey sux
lol.
hockey != sport
it IS a sport
jsut not a fun one to watch
so… kevin will play
and your sub can ref?
‘i just saw the most awesome game of hockey….it was tied at 0 for 8548
hours’
rofl
lol
kevin wasnt a sub
hockey is great once it becomes a free for all fight
he was supposed to be playing
and your sub can ref, but he can’t ref me,
even HDTV hockey sucks
so was razz
yes
he can’t ref meeeee
its time
lets get our teams together
I found the story about the grenade to be rather amusing. The night was terrible though, we only played one map fully [owned blue team] and gave up by second map at which point we decided to postpone.
Note: ROUS [Rodent of Unusual Size] is a server for TeamFortress [Half Life]
— Josh Ricart
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