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10 things I learned playing Halo · 7507 days ago

#10- Having the most kills doesn’t count if most of them are from the weakest player. #9- Hitting in the crotch does not have quite the same effect it does in real life. #8- Putting the three best players o­n the same team is not a good idea. #7- Keep the sniper rifle away from Jorge. #6- Driving a Warthog into the building is not a good idea. #5- Josh will always throw grenades before he dies. #4- Killing grapehead, even though cheap is still funny. #3- No matter how many times you run over Josh, he will always manage to sticky bomb you. #2- Jorge is the best sniper with a curfew #1- No matter how many racist comments Josh may say, Sean proved that black people are better than anyone else at Halo

— Jasser Sotelo

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